I'll Be Your Fantasy

segastarlit:

PLEASE omg please let this be hilarious 

((Oh.  Not this one.

Eventually, I’m just going to be left with my main five: Colbert, three Canadas (this, NaturallyMaddie, and then that derpy one that sucks but I can’t bring myself to delete), and my fail ‘merica.

not that anyone cares, just putting this here so I’m, like, committed and shit.))

manyamericanfaces:

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Matt slid his hand down, palming Tex through his jeans.  ”I wonder if you’ll be like this all that time.” He didn’t really mind.  Tex looked pretty cute as a girl.  It was pretty odd, though, and with Matt being gay, a little awkward.  Or would have been, if he’d been fully, anatomically female.  He opened the button of his pants.  ”Maybe I should just blow you really quick.  Then you can dash off to Miss Save-the-World Vegan Princess.  And when you come back, you can fuck my brains out and actually enjoy the afterglow.”

Tex groaned again, pressing up and rutting against the hand, muttering. “I hope not. These boobs are a real pain in the butt, let me tell you. I just want to be a guy again, is that so much to ask?” He pushed a strand of his longer blonde hair back away from his face, huffing a little. “I guess…” He just didn’t want to leave Matt right now, he’d missed him.

Matt grimaced sympathetically.  ”They hurting your back or anything?” They were pretty big, after all.  Weren’t tits notorious for throwing out backs and such?  Matthew certainly wasn’t an expert.  He unzipped Tex’s pants, beginning to ease them off his hips.  ”It’s not that I’m in any hurry to get rid of you, but it’ll probably just work best if you hurry and get this taken care of.” He leaned down, brushing his lips against Tex’s stomach.

manyamericanfaces:

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“Why wouldn’t she agree?  She’d be  helping both of you out if she said yes.  And you’re fucking gorgeous.  Who wouldn’t want to see that.” Matt tugged Tex away from the wall, pushing her onto the bed.  He dropped down on top of her, licking her breast through the shirt, seeking out her nipple and nipping and sucking at it.  ”Have you been hard this whole time?” He rolled his hips down against Tex’s. 

“Tch, I really hope you’re right. I’d like to be able to stay with you for a week without Alfred getting pissy.” Tex allowed herself to be pushed back on the bed, not really thinking too much about it. She let out a low moan as Matt licked her  breast and sucked at her nipple, squirming a little. “Hnn…Yes! Most. Painful. Thing. Ever. Jesus. I wouldn’t wish this on anyone.” She groaned, rolling her hips back up eagerly.

Matt slid his hand down, palming Tex through his jeans.  ”I wonder if you’ll be like this all that time.” He didn’t really mind.  Tex looked pretty cute as a girl.  It was pretty odd, though, and with Matt being gay, a little awkward.  Or would have been, if he’d been fully, anatomically female.  He opened the button of his pants.  ”Maybe I should just blow you really quick.  Then you can dash off to Miss Save-the-World Vegan Princess.  And when you come back, you can fuck my brains out and actually enjoy the afterglow.”

manyamericanfaces:

1-877-maplegasm:

Matt moaned in appreciation at the friction, grinding back against him (her?), giving Tex’s now longer hair a slight pull.  He toyed with her nipple through the cloth of her shirt, kissing along her jawline.  ”Nn, in front of Maddie?  Okay.” He couldn’t bring himself to be upset about it.  Anons tended to do shit like this.  ”A week with you more than makes up for her getting a free show.  Besides, I’ll feel bad, getting you all worked up without you getting any release.  Should I let you go now?”

Tex groaned quietly again, a shiver going through her in response to the fingers teasing her nipple. “Mmn. Alright then, I just hope she’ll agree to it.”  She continued rubbing herself up against her boyfriend before giving him a faintly annoyed scowl. “No, you definitely shouldn’t. Fuck, I don’t care if it’s relief for just a second, Jesus.” Of course, it wouldn’t offer relief, even for a second.

“Why wouldn’t she agree?  She’d be  helping both of you out if she said yes.  And you’re fucking gorgeous.  Who wouldn’t want to see that.” Matt tugged Tex away from the wall, pushing her onto the bed.  He dropped down on top of her, licking her breast through the shirt, seeking out her nipple and nipping and sucking at it.  ”Have you been hard this whole time?” He rolled his hips down against Tex’s. 

manyamericanfaces:

1-877-maplegasm:

Matt should have been bothered by it.  But the oddness of it all sort of made it more exciting.  He reached up, giving one of his breasts a playful (and experimental, on his own part) squeeze.  ”I don’t mind.” He gave another little bite to his skin, moving up higher to nip and lick at his neck.  ”Any other magical things going on with you that I should be aware of?” 

Tex let out a short gasping moan when her breast was squeezed, cheeks flooding a  bit in color from her heightened arousal. “A-Ah…Um…” She grimace and shifted a little, raising a leg to wrap around Matt’s hip so that she could properly grind herself against him. “I’m permanently horny until I rub one out in front of Alfred’s girlfriend. But if I do it, I get a week in my own body. I…I know you’d like that, a week where I  could stay with you…” But fuck, rabbit girl? Maybe he could pretend to be Alfred!

Matt moaned in appreciation at the friction, grinding back against him (her?), giving Tex’s now longer hair a slight pull.  He toyed with her nipple through the cloth of her shirt, kissing along her jawline.  ”Nn, in front of Maddie?  Okay.” He couldn’t bring himself to be upset about it.  Anons tended to do shit like this.  ”A week with you more than makes up for her getting a free show.  Besides, I’ll feel bad, getting you all worked up without you getting any release.  Should I let you go now?”

manyamericanfaces:

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*eyes light up* You still have your dick?  *smiles, slightly possessive spark in eyes, presses Tex back against a wall* Boobs aren’t so bad.  Just another erogenous zone, right?  *tugs sleeve of shirt a little, biting the junction between shoulder and neck, pressing a kiss over the bite mark after* 

Tex jolted a little when he was pressed back against the wall, eying Matt suspiciously. “You don’t mind them?” Sure, he liked boobs and all, but not on him! He’d sort of been sure Matt wouldn’t have liked them. He gasped, arching against the wall a little from the bite, lashes giving a quiver. “Fuck, Matt.”

Matt should have been bothered by it.  But the oddness of it all sort of made it more exciting.  He reached up, giving one of his breasts a playful (and experimental, on his own part) squeeze.  ”I don’t mind.” He gave another little bite to his skin, moving up higher to nip and lick at his neck.  ”Any other magical things going on with you that I should be aware of?” 

manyamericanfaces:

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You don’t have a cunt, do you?  
And, uh, I don’t know how you expect me to help.  I… *blatantly staring at his chest* What are those, double d’s?  Jesus, Tex.  *lips twitch with the urge to laugh* 

If I didn’t like you, I swear to God I’d hit you. They’re fucking huge! *groans a little, prodding at them with his fingers and sighing* And no, no I don’t. This is psychotic. I sound like a girl, I’ve got a body like a girl, all the way down to my dick.

*eyes light up* You still have your dick?  *smiles, slightly possessive spark in eyes, presses Tex back against a wall* Boobs aren’t so bad.  Just another erogenous zone, right?  *tugs sleeve of shirt a little, biting the junction between shoulder and neck, pressing a kiss over the bite mark after*